I Am the Doctor / Sherlock Theme mashup.
LISTEN. TO. IT. NOW.
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”
This is very true to my experience.
EVERY INTERACTION I HAVE WITH MY NIECES & NEPHEWS.
1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask
Guys this is my mom. She’s in a coma. She was given pot laced with alot of pcp. And here’s the thing; we can’t afford her hospital bill.
We desperately need help. She could loose her house, and she could also loose my 3 little sisters and little brother.
So right now I’m offering to draw things for people that will donate to my mom so she can save her kids and home.
As soon as she was admitted into the hospital, her dirtbag of a husband skipped town and no one knows where he is. He doesn’t work, and can’t/refuses to help us.
Please, if you donate I will draw you anything you want! This is my mother and my siblings lives I’m trying to save. You can donate on paypal to the email email@example.com
Inbox me if you do and please keep her in your prayers. Even if you can’t donate, please Reblog this!
i made a new friend on the plane
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”
I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity